Saturday, May 15, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
"You know the way I work, I'm like a
commercial jingle. First it's a little irritating, then you hear
it a few times, you hum it in the shower, by the third date it's
"By Mennen!". -
George Costanza is both a gentleman and a scholar. Singing your own name in the hope that it will get stuck into a woman's head to secure a second date is a strategy most R&B artists are doing in the opening of their tracks.
Most recently, you cannot listen to a Jason Derulo song without getting "Ja-son Derul-ohhh" stuck in your head.
Debuting with "Whatcha Say", sampling Imogen Heap's "Hide & Seek", followed by second single "In My Head", Derulo is making a catchy name for himself in 2010.
However, Derulo is not alone. T-Pain, T.I and Ludacris are all guilty for reciting their name in the opening moments of their song. I gue
ss that's why Jason Derulo named his second single "In My Head" because his name is always "in my head".
Monday, April 5, 2010
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
“One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.”
When reviewing the unexpectedly long list of “gay” bands, I decided that this Donnie Davies character who had written this list, has obviously been smoking from a crack pipe. According to this list, Slipknot and The Cure are gay because they wear make-up and NOFX were from a new musical genre called "gay punk". Check out the entire list of 130 "gay" bands here : (http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands)
“If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action. We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well."
Please send your hate mail to : DonnieDavies@gmail.com
"You know you gotta be drunk to come up with some words like that. Zip your lips with a padlock? Meet me back with the jack. There she go again, she love her some Jack Daniel. That is her alcohol. That is her alcohol of choice!”
7 Reasons Why Ke$ha Is An Alcoholic
1. Ke$ha brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels every morning .
2. She is always trying to get a little tipsy.
3. Doesn't have a care in the world but at least she has plenty of beer.
4. Talking about everyone getting "crunk".
5. She is so drunk she wakes up in the morning confusing herself with P-Diddy.
6. When you see Ke$ha, she will be at the back with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a Jukebox.
7. She stutters words like "blah blah blah" and "car ar ar".
i really hope she was drunk during this performance...
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Not since The Beatles have teenage girls been screaming out for newest pop sensation, Justin Bieber. Okay, maybe that’s too big a call since we’ve had our fair share of Hanson, Aaron Carter and Jesse McCartney's. So why are audiences so shocked when they hear that Justin Bieber, the latest teen craze is just sixteen?
“How old is he? Like 12?” seems to be the majority of first reactions I have encountered. Slightly older than 12, Justin Bieber is in fact 16 years old. While this is still an incredibly young age to establish ones name in the music world, Justin Bieber is not alone. At 22, the Jonas Brothers have obviously reached their used by date and are now simply “too old” for juvenile girls to obsess and drool over. Needing a new fad to replace last week’s, Justin Bieber was discovered on youtube, introduced to R&B singer, Usher and signed to The Island Def Jam record label. It has occurred to me that every time Bieber’s name is brought up in conversation, when told he is only sixteen, mouths instantly drop to the floor. What? You mean, it was okay for Miley Cyrus to have a successful TV show at age 14, a film career, record deal and fashion label at age 16 but when the latest 16 year old R&B singer reaches the Billboard charts it’s a little controversial?
It might have something to do with the audience demographic. Artists mentioned like Jesse McCartney, The Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus targeted the pop music pre-teens/teenagers as their core audience. We haven’t really had any young R&B breakthrough artists since Lil’ Bow Wow or even Lil’ Romeo, unlike Bieber, these Lil’ musicians were black. Wait, can I say that? Justin Bieber’s objective target audience is both the R&B demographic and the pre-teen/teens. Definitely receiving admiration from pop music’s most significant judges, teenage girls, I don’t think the R&B world welcomes Bieber with too much regard. What can I say; everyone needs a little white chocolate now and again.
Unlike Peter Pan, everybody else grows up. Jesse McCartney who once brought us “Beautiful Soul” is now collaborating with rappers Ludacris and T-Pain. The Jonas Brothers, Nick Jonas has broken out of the brotherly band and introduced “The Administration” to the world, this band, not involving Disney. Now an innocent young boy, it is just a matter of time before the corruption of the music industry distorts this naïve artist. Oh, hold on. Usher is in Bieber’s film clip “One Time” and Ludacris collaborates and rap’s on hit single “Baby”. Already singing about girls and ‘love’, it seems this adolescent boy is growing up a little too prematurely for his time.
I didn’t receive the memo but apparently bangs are back in? Forget actual talent, having hair that resembles Zac Efron or a lesbian (http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/) is really all you need to have a successful career in the music industry. Just wait until his voice breaks...