You Know How I Know You're Gay?

While researching a university music assignment on androgyny and music, I came across a website called, “God Hates Fags, Love Gods Way”. Expecting the website to be filled with “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them”, I was oddly surprised when I was told exactly what music was particularly homosexual.

“One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.”

When reviewing the unexpectedly long list of “gay” bands, I decided that this Donnie Davies character who had written this list, has obviously been smoking from a crack pipe. According to this list, Slipknot and The Cure are gay because they wear make-up and NOFX were from a new musical genre called "gay punk". Check out the entire list of 130 "gay" bands here : (http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands)

“If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action. We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well."

Please send your hate mail to : DonnieDavies@gmail.com