Friday, April 2, 2010

She Blame It On The Alcohol

"You know you gotta be drunk to come up with some words like that. Zip your lips with a padlock? Meet me back with the jack. There she go again, she love her some Jack Daniel. That is her alcohol. That is her alcohol of choice!”

7 Reasons Why Ke$ha Is An Alcoholic

1. Ke$ha brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels every morning .

2. She is always trying to get a little tipsy.

3. Doesn't have a care in the world but at least she has plenty of beer.

4. Talking about everyone getting "crunk".

5. She is so drunk she wakes up in the morning confusing herself with P-Diddy.

6. When you see Ke$ha, she will be at the back with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a Jukebox.

7. She stutters words like "blah blah blah" and "car ar ar".

i really hope she was drunk during this performance...

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